This little boy observed how a cow is milked and when it was his turn and he touched the udder he thought it was a penis. While embarking on a family road trip diarrhoea decided to pay him a visit and he had no choice but to take the four-year-old with him to the restroom. Find out how many stories this phone fell and still continued recording
Tiffany Haddish : Everyone starts out as female. All humans start out as female. And then a chromosome kicks in and your coochie fall out.
Amy Winehouse's gig in Belgrade has been called the worst concert ever to take place in the city. Even Serbian defence minister Dragan Sutanovac put the boot in, calling it "a huge shame and a disappointment". Audience members have inundated YouTube with clips from the concert showing a sozzled Winehouse leading a startled backing dancer to sing Valerietaking her shoe off for no apparent reason, and giving up halfway through Just Friends in order to introduce the band — whose names she struggles to remember.
Are you one of those men who constantly worries that your penis isn't of an adequate size? Then you may be suffering from "small-penis syndrome. More likely, you are simply intrigued to know how your manhood measures up against the rest of humanity. Either way, whether you are anxious or merely curious, you may soon be able to ask your doctor to pull out a tape measure so he can definitively answer the question, "Hey doc, is my weiner big enough?
The crowd cheered him on emphatically, impressed by his speed and technique. A man's penis and testicles slipped out of his shorts as he took on the last stretch of a marathon. It's one of Europe's oldest marathon-length races.
Sign in. Not Rated min Drama, Romance. Murphy is an American living in Paris who enters a highly sexually and emotionally charged relationship with the unstable Electra.
A yearlong investigation of Greek houses reveals their endemic, lurid, and sometimes tragic problems—and a sophisticated system for shifting the blame. One warm spring night ina young man named Travis Hughes stood on the back deck of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity house at Marshall University, in West Virginia, and was struck by what seemed to him—under the influence of powerful inebriants, not least among them the clear ether of youth itself—to be an excellent idea: he would shove a bottle rocket up his ass and blast it into the sweet night air. And perhaps it was an excellent idea.
And thanks to the shift of his shorts as he twists to make the play, there appears to be a bit of a bulge. Players immediately latched onto the idea that yes, Luigi is packing. IRL tennis rackets are approximately 28 inches long, a measurrment that can be translated into pixels, based on the number of pixels used to render the racket in the photo. You can then apply the converted measurement to, uh, whatever you want.